The Worst Years of My Life

This is the totally insane story of how I rafe Khatchadorian : fought and overcame a diabolical teacher called the Dragon Lady ; sold my soul to the school bully, a dollar at a time ; wrestled with a real live bear, repeatedly ; went into the soda business and went bust ; and fell kind of in "like" with the most popular girl in school. The worst days of my life were good sometimes. Bad sometimes. But mostly they we hilarious. See for yourself.